Tuesday, May 5, 2009

bad list

cody has turned mr. milo into a BEGGER. this has GOT TO STOP!!!!! cody just thinks he is TOO CUTE when he is begging. oh well....

is this not the worst shirt you have seen? i mean, seriously, WHO DESIGNED THIS? they are probably making big bucks and living in beach house somewhere. omg. has anyone ever seen a worse shirt? i cannot belive people make money off of this stuff, more less, someone would buy this.....
and our classic "AFFLICTION" shirt. i know that whatever fighter wears these but please, dont be judged by the first thing people see when they look at you "AFFLICTION" dosent bring a warm fuzzy feeling or create nice thoughts....goodness people, give people a chance to know you before they judge AFFLICTION ("There is the Affliction guy"), cody had one of these and didnt even know his had a larger than life skull on the front until i told him after a couple of dates....he was jsut wearing it. good thing he is cute :)
and on tv shows.....did ANYONE catch the Baby Story yesterday on TLC????? o. m. g. here is therundown, the mom was trying to have a baby naturally in a whirlpool (15 minutes into it we all realized and she did too that she was WAY too dramatic to have a natural birth), was screaming BLOODY MURDER so bad that she started blacking out and having convulsions, like body shaking convulsions. all while trying to push a baby out while only wearing the top part of a string bikini. ONLY. it might have been the worst thing i have ever seen. i was saying out loud to myself while i was home alone, "oh my gosh, oh my gosh, she did not just do that, oh my gosh." do people not have ANY pride anymore? i mean a string bikini having convulsions in a whirlpool with a big ol preggo belly, all while pushing and grunting. i was just mortified.  moral of story: DONT DO NATURAL CHILDBIRTH UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED AND BASICALLY A WOMAN MADE OF STEEL. only the strong survive. 

remember today is "CINCO DE MILO" i will be putting milo in his don juan de Milo shirt here pretty soon and would be having a party tonight if it werent a random tuesday.  OLE!!!!!!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

ali i didn't catch that episode but i do find myself saying omg about multiple sets of parents on a baby story...or especially that show with the natural birth place in miami...it's on tlc too but i can't remember the name. i cannot stand the screamers and over-dramatic idiots it shows...and for the record i did not scream nor make a sound. haha! and milo is too cute...he and hadley would probably be best buds.

the Jennings secede from the South said...

Oh, epidural baby...or in my case, c-section. I'm not a fan of pain.

Jen, Rocky, & Hallie Vansau said...

Let me break this down for you..
a.) Romy and Michelle.. stinking love the movie!!
b.) I have the shirt in red.. jk
3.) Cody is cute!
and d.) I mean seriously, was the woman also on CRACK COCAINE!! Who does that? and no, most people have no pride anymore.. ever watched Jerry Springer? :)

P.S. I agree with holly over there.. can't stand drama queens and I barely made a peep myself.